Chapter 2; Argyle Goes To France
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Argyle awoke the morning of their flight, feeling slightly more nefarious than usual. they had packed their suitcase full of spiders, which contained a lot of evil and malice and crime, but had neglected to pack any crayons or other snacks. This was becuse Argyle had a plan: steal every snack from the airport.
However, in order to pull off this utterly insideious heist, they needed to firtst find the perfect crime outfit. Unfortunately, Argyle had not packed any clothes except for the spiders, but this wasn't going to deter them. They concluded that the perfect crime outfit could be stolen along with the snacks and decided to just add a few spiders to their current outfit.
The first step in any truly good heist is to research how to perform the perfect heist on wikihow dot com. The article advised that you should always stay hydrated while attempting a heist as dehydrated people are more likely to get got for crimes.
the second helpful top tip given by wikihow was to make sure no one was watching; if people see you do a crime, they will most likely say "among us among us among us among us" and "that guys pretty sus" and other catchphrases associated with popular video game "Amogus"(2018). This will mean that people will call an emergency meeting and vote you out, sending you to superhell forever.
wikihows third and final instruction was to have fun ! No heist is complete without a little hooliganism and shenanigans so dont stress too hard and remember to enjoy yourself <3