Chapter 3: Argyle Gets Got (title open to change if they dont get got)

After getting a lift to the airport from one of their numerous spider friends, Argyle dug a tunnel to WHSmiths so as to avoid detection. While digging the tunnel, they came across a really tiny village full of worm people and their tiny worm contraptions. They asked the worm people for directions to WHSmith but they were too buisy making EASY 6x6 Piston Door In Minecraft Bedrock 1.17!!! (PS4, PS5, Xbox, Windows 10, MCPE, Switch) so Argyle continued to use google maps instead.

When Argyle finally reached WHSmiths, they quickly sprinted towards the part bwith all the chocolate bars and Nature Valley Crunchy Oats and Cereal Bars and started scooping them into their suitcase before anyone could start chanting among us and/or alert mrbeast. Remembering wikihows advice, they took a sip of water and then quickly vanished back to the hole they dag so that nobody could see them.

Next, they decided to dig to WHSmiths 2; the clothing store so that they could steal the perfect heist houfit. Luckily WHSmith 2 was right next to WHSMith because the shops were ordered alphabetically. unfortunaley, they had much higher security. This meant there were many crewmates positioned strategically to catch argyle venting and call an emergency meeting. Therefore, argyle decided to be extre careful and drink a potion of invisibility before looking arround for a heist outfit there were 3 options:

the first outfit that Argyle had found consisted of a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. The second outfit was made entirely from bees and the third outfit was a really super evil and had loads of spikes and knives and guns. Argyle decided to take the. Argyle couldnt decide between the first and second outfit so they decided to flip a coin.

unfortunately, the worm people had taken all of their coins because the worm people eat money and they were very hungry. Instead of flipping a coin, they decided to flip the nearest minecraft youtuber. luckily for argyle, there were in fact several of those at the airport. the closest one to argyle was Charlie Slimecicle, who was currently browsing tumblr dot com. Argyle then flipped him like people flip tables in movies when they're angry but he turned into goo and spread out all over the floor so argyle couldnt tell which way up he landed. everyone said "wow, what a goopy gunky guy. #goo #gunk #sludge". and then they fell over like he was a banana peel and everyone else was mario mario kart. Whilst all the people were distracted, Argyle quickly stole a coin to flip.

Argyle launched the coin into the air like a space ship. the coin rose to higher and higher altitudes, all the while rotating like how one might rotate a fictional character in ones mind, but like, way faster. Evantually, the coin flipped a few times while seeming to hover high in the air before plummeting to earth with the force of approximately 12 iguanas. It landed with a loud HEADS! it was only then that argyle realised: they had not decided which outfit was heads or tails. luckily, the impact of the coin landing had completely obliterated the last two options, leaving them with the epic goth outfit that was inspired by argyles favourite novel "my immortal". Argyle span around like a sim from the sims 12 to change their outfit.

They admired their new appearence for a moment before realising that their plane was about to leave in 4 minutes and 13 seconds. Argyle began to sprint rapidly towards the departure gate and even used their super rare ultra turbo the snail from TURBO Clip - "Your Driver Is A Snail" (2013) Ryan Reynolds to give them a Speed Boost TM. Luckily, Ryan Reynolds is'nt real (this is a common misconception,) so neither of his two older brothers who work in law enforcement in british colombia could catch Argyle as they sped off to catch the aeroplane.

Finally, just in the nick of time, with only zero point twelve seconds to spare, Argyle zoomed through the gate and hurtled over the passengers straight into seat number 17c (this was not the seat that Argyle had booked and there was, in fact, someone already sitting there, but argyle used their mega-strength to compress them into a small cube before storing them for later.) Just then, the pilots voice announced that due to unforeseen circumstances, France was Fine and Normal. This was a shame because Argyle was actually hoping to participate in some chaos. However, they resolved that would simly create the chaos instead.


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