Chapter 10; oh no, not again
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A cow magnet is a veterinary medical device for the treatment or prevention of hardware disease in cattle.[1] A rancher or dairy farmer feeds a magnet to each calf at branding; the magnet settles in the fourth stomach, which is also the fourth circle of hell and symbolises greed. That is where bat man is right now. he had to formulate a plan, a different one than the other plan he had previously been using because he was in an enritely different situation than before...
Meanwhile, in the louvre, Antionette and Argyle had reached the dastardly conclusion that they had just killed a man. Woopsie!! luckily argyle knew just what to do in times like this: they pulled up a wikihow article on the various ways of disposing of a body.
Method 1; Choose a tank that is at least ten gallons. Guppies like to form schools and shouldn’t be kept alone or in a small fishbowl. The rule of thumb is to provide a gallon of water per inch of fish.
Methid 2;Person 1: “Yeah dude she totally rizzed up the skibidi toilet until it became a gyatt sigma male. Cringe much?”
Person 2 : “Dude, Accept yourself. The first step to succeeding in anything is to know and accept your strengths and limitations. Show compassion for yourself. Accept not only the good but the bad too. Always strive to improve the things you don’t like or that you struggle with."
Person 1 "bro, Read the instructions that came with your multimeter before you use it. Even if you’ve used a multimeter before, the instructions of different models can vary and it’s important to read them to keep yourself safe."
and then they kissed and got married etc the end.
Argyle thought about this very thoruoughly before deciding that cannibalism would be the quickest way to dispose of the evidence and started to chew. not only was this a quick and easy solution tm, it was also a much-needed snack, as argyle had only had a morsel of the artworks. Antionette had also had basically like maybe 2 or 3 moresels at most before being interrupted so they decided to join in the munchin.
Back in hell; Bat Man! Yeah! Bat! Woo! nenenenenenenene BAT MAAAN !!!!!!!
Bat man was having ahorrible time. all 12 of his plans had been unsuccsessful. he only had one option left......... him.
The joker was chilling in his in the 8th circle of hell (fraud) when he heard the ring of his silly telephone shaped like a slightly smaller telephone. he began to cackle to himself in a silly manner, before reaching out and picking up the telepfone and then answering the telephone and saying "well hello tehre batman." in an evil voice.
"hey man im kindof stuck inside of the 4th circle of hell in the 4th stomach of the cow right now"
The joker grinned menacingly and said "ok i will come and help you i guess becasue you are my favourute nemesis in kind of a caliginous* way," and then he hung up. Batman reminisced on all their good times togeather such as when The Riddler captureed them both and asked them "A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?"
*https://www.homestuck.com/story/2393