CHAPTER NUMBER NINE
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Bat Man. He has always been a man but argyle was the first creature he'd encounteered which was not a man. prevousley he only hung out with creatures that were men but he had never actually talked to anyone who was not alfred or the joker or lego the joker from lego batman or robin. Now was a time for femeinsnm and for hanging out with creatures that are not men: step one; introductions! Bat Man opened his mouth to say one if his iconic "bat-man catch-phrases" but was interupted by the two creatures growling cordially at each other. "growl growl growl (cordially)" growled Antionette cordially. "gahvdjhsvdjhsvdjhflsaaaaaarrrrrrrgggg" growled argyle, cordially. Batman attempted to return the gesture but unfortunately he was really shit at growling cordially and the creatures seemed to interpret his growling as hostile and turned to him menacingly. the bat man supposed that he would have to skip to step two of his plan; group activity! He prepared for a friendly duel by drawing a little image of a bat upin one of the swords he had acqired within the louvre. howevEe whilst he was doung that the two creatures pounced really really really high up so that they had more momentum whilst they were descending upon the bat man. and then they both killed him dead. :(