chapter six argyle is in the the louvre
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the louvre was closed after 9:45 p m so Argyle though it best to be quiet so as not to wake the sleeping paintings and/or staff. They tiptoed past The Winged Victory of Samothrace who waws actually not asleep,just decapitated and thus unable to hear or see Argyle. 'The Caryatids' were chilling. Evenetually, argargoyle came across a magnificent painting, positioned high above them on the ceiling. this was -4920851423102197841 which was kind of odd becasuse thats where i live. Argyle moved fowards but then they realised that the painting was above them and not forwrds so they moved towarsd the up direction for that.

Argyle was not able to move in that direction because they did not have wings but luckily they did have a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. Inside the pocket of the black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots was a spider. now you may think that a spider can neither fly nor lift the weight of an entire humanoid, but you would be wrong, actually because spider silk is like super strong and it gave some to argyle so that they could weave the spider silk into another spider that was bigger than the previous one and use their telekenisis to make it lift them up. unfortunately agryle is not very skilled at telekinesis so this endevour took aproximately 15 minutes and by the time they were able to chew at the edges of the painting, they noticed somebody/something else that was also chewing at the edges of the painting....................

the creature clung to the ceilling with its large talons, its eyes and also its slightly larger than average teeth. In shock, argyle lost control of the telekensisis and tubmled to the ground, landing on the giant silk spider. The creature swiftly gormandized the rest of the painting before scuttling down the wall and out of the room. Argyle decided to run after it becasue they werent letting anyone get away with eating argyles lunch.

The Creature bounced, jubilantly through the coridor and turned a corner into a room full of security guards and lasers. the security guards were actually statues though so theydid not shoot their lazers. The crature then scuttled into the next room which had a giant, glass onion from the movie "the giant glass onion" and also the song by beetles. The creature could not see glass so theyran straignt into the onion and were immediately absorbed into it. once argyle managed to catch up with The Creature was floating in the layers of the onion and was trapped. It screeched and made several facial expressions. There was only one option: The only way for Argyle to get their lunch back was to interrogate the sus pect on their knowledge of time travel so that they could kill it before it even entered the museum.


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